Search Results: "micah"

15 November 2006

Biella Coleman: Stuck on the technology of yesterday

So I am in Alberta, Canada but I decided not to get a local phone number mostly because I have a VOIP phone that works fine and it lets me call Puerto Rico for free, and allows my sister call me for free too. But not having an Alberta 780 area code can be quite problematic at times and the latest chapter in the confusion has come from trying to get the IBM warranty folks to accept that you can call from Alberta with a non Alberta area code and realze that even if they accept that, the computer is the one wearing the pants and thus making the decision…So even if you convince them that new technologies make this possible, the transaction is still sabotaged because in the end, they rely on computer to get the actual service repair person to call you and the computer relies, and can only rely on the area code., who can only see that an area code 773= USA, so then it gets a US rep to contact you back after the initial phone call. Here is an IRC transcript discussing the confusion, which I think is pretty amusing: m: they are so confused
m: the guys says “what province are you in?” I say “Alberta”
m: and then he gets my number and he says “You aren’t in Alberta, sir”
m: and I say “Yes I am, my phone number is a US phone number, but I assure you, I am in Edmonton, Alberta right now”
m: and he says “Are you a canadian citizen?”
m: and I say ‘no, do I need to be, in order to be in Alberta?” and he says “The problem is, you are actually in the US right now”
m: I AM NOT IN THE USA
biella: heh
m: so I had to say “You realize that cell phones and voip technology allow you to roam outside of the USA and still use the same phone number?!”
b: and then what?
m: well he said I needed a canada number or their system would send it to the states
m: regardless if thats where my address is
m: their computer is too smart
micah anyways
biella: or not smart enough Well, we are now using my office number so hopefully all will be OK.

1 September 2006

Biella Coleman: In the middle of nowhere but on the net

Micah and I have made it to Canada! Wow. We keep driving and well, we are not there yet because Edmonton, like the map shows, is far in that Western and Northen sense. We first went to Vermont last week to visit some friends and family but then decided not to cross in Montreal and drive that way, for a number of reasons. One was that we would not have cell access, the second was the higher gas prices, and the third is that it would be slower because the highways here are not like the MASSIVE American ones but more like one to two lane unlit roads where the speed limit is 60 miles per hour. Now that we are in Canada and on the Trans Canadian Highway to Saskatoon, I am glad we made that decision. It is super nice here and there are cool road attractions like the Happy Rock in Gladstone, Manitoba, but we are just unfit to drive on these roads, at least late a night. But one of the wildest things is that I am online, typing on a computer, via the phone/blue tooth and a Cingular Data Connection Plan. We decided against the North American Phone Plan because it was PRICEY (what good is NAFTA if you can’t just your same phone??) but the Data Plan was not too expensive and since Micah has to be connected 16 hrs of the day, we decided to go for it. We have been using the Internet all trip but it was only recently that we can now use it through the computer, which makes it a lot nicer. But what is even better is that the connection is like double the speed in Canada (prolly because it is a UMTS network and because Canadians rock) so while we may go slower on the highway, we do go faster on the information highway. Not a bad trade off.

19 July 2006

Erich Schubert: nofollow followup.

Micah Dubinko blogs on rel="nofollow" being a failure. I have to agree that this doesn't really stop comment spammers currently. I still believe that it will help on the long run, since most blog software will now use it by default. And people have to upgrade from time to time due to the lastest PHP security issue... However, I would like Google or other search engines to offer some "spam submission". It would be best if they had a common submission server. Then we could use the moderation tools of our blogs to submit these bad URLs to Google, who in turn could take measures to strip them off their index (e.g. by moderating indexing for these URLs, reducing their pagerank, freezing their ranking for some weeks etc.) I'm of course aware of abuse possibilities (e.g. spam with your competitors URL); but most comment spam I've seen so far uses new sites anyway. I think you can detect these by charcteristical URLs, site contents, incoming links etc. As for myself, I've never enabled comments on my blog for the very reason that I'm not willing to moderate all that spam. In my guestbook (which is mostly to reduce the number of emails I get because of certain popular contents of my german web page; people will happily post in my guestbook instead of sending me an email now), I've recently enabled a very simple filter. It will just reject any entry which contains http:// anywhere. My users don't need that, and it has reduced spam to 0 again. And I don't care for the entries there anyway. ;-)

30 June 2006

Martin F. Krafft: Dealing with SpamAssassin and users authenticating to a mail relay

This problem related to SpamAssassin and SASL-authenticated road warriors has bugged me for a while. Micah has a patch that alleviates the problem, but it's not in upstream, and even though upstream does plan to address the problem he raised, that's down the road. Today I figured out a solution, based on the smtpd_sasl_authenticated_header configuration option available in Postfix 2.3 and later, using header_checks to rewrite headers. In the following, lines are folded for readability. The regular expression needs to be on one line, with newlines and spaces at the beginning of the line removed:
/^Received: from ([-._[:alnum:]]+ \([-._[:alnum:]]+ \[[.[:digit:]] 7,15 \]\))
    [[:space:]]+\(Authenticated sender: ([^)]+)\)
    [[:space:]]+by (seamus\.madduck\.net) \(([^)]+)\)
    with (E?SMTP) id ([A-F[:digit:]]+)
    [[:space:]]+for <([^>]+)>; (.*)/
  REPLACE Received: from auth sender $2 by $3 ($4) with $5 id $6 for <$7>; $8
Note how the host name is left in to ensure that the right header is replaced. This will replace the problem-causing Received line with the following:
Received: from auth sender madduck@madduck.net by
  seamus.madduck.net (postfix) with ESMTP id B4CD640343F for
  <madduck@madduck.net>; Fri, 30 Jun 2006 17:50:02 +0200 (CEST)
Now SpamAssassin mentions UNPARSEABLE_RELAY, but apparently that's worth 0 points, and if I wanted, I could fix that too. Now I would like to be able to do the same for clients that authenticate with TLS certificates, but I cannot figure out how.

28 May 2006

Martin F. Krafft: Aftereffects of the keysigning experiment

The experiment I conducted at the last keysigning party caused this thread (cross-posted to here). While the discussion has long gone way off-topic, some interesting points have been raised. I also took the opportunity to clarify my point of view a bit on the issue over the previous blog post:
The Debian project heavily relies on keysigning for much of its work. However, I think the question what the signing of a key actually accomplishes has not been properly addressed. In my opinion, from the point of view of the Debian project, a person's actual identity (as in the name on your birth certificate) matters very little; the Debian project does not actively interfere with a person's real life in such a way as to require the birth certificate identity (legal cases, liability issues, etc.). Moreover, it's rather trivial in several countries of this world to change your official name. In this context, even the claim that in the case of a trust abuse, your reputation throughout the FLOSS community (and the rest of the Internet) should be properly tarnished, does not stand, IMHO. From within the project, what matters is that everything you do within the project can be attributed to one and the same person: the same person that went through our NM process. The GPG key is one technical measure to allow for this form of identification. Its purpose is not, as Micah Anderson states, a means to confirm the validity of a government-issued ID. This brings me to a point which Andreas Schuldei nicely stated at the beginning of the thread (as did others throughout):
I do not need an ID to identify martin, so i dont need to rely on his (forged or real) passport or other id from him in order to sign his key. If you did not know him before you should not sign his key (if your judgement was based on the unofficial ID).
When Andreas signs my ID, he voices his trust in that I am who I claim to be, and he does so not because I presented him with an ID with the claimed name, but because we've interacted many times before. In that line, Gunnar's point stands:
Maybe we should just drop holding KSPs, and fall back to the traditional method of "Hey, nice dinner we had yesterday. Say, now that you know me, my family and my history, would you like to sign my key as well?" - Signing for people you actually know, not just linking
In my eyes, this is exactly what a keysigning is and should be all about: a statement of familiarity with a person, nothing more and nothing less. And as a project, we should either accept that, or find a better way to identify our developers. So what to do in this very situation? Should you revoke your signature from my key (or not even sign it in the first place)? Should you revoke or refuse signatures to all participants, because some claim the keysigning party to have been subverted? I think the answer to both cases should be: no, unless you have not previously known the person whose key you wish to sign. That's exactly what makes this decision very subjective, and a public call such as the original post rather unnecessary and missing the point.
If you do not care to read the entire thread, here are some of the better replies (in no particular order): One question that arouse while reading this thread is whether Debian could actually persecute one of its members for computer fraud/sabotage/whatever on an international level. And if so, would the real identity really help that much, given that we'll have countless IP addresses to go by? I know it would make things easier (despite it being only a name, no identity, as there is not birthplace or birthdate), but is it worth the hassle?

25 May 2006

Martin F. Krafft: Post-Debconf

One thing that never really came to my mind during Debconf6 in Oaxtepec, Mexico, was blogging about what went on. In part, that's because I never had a minute to spare, plenty of other people were blogging about the event on the planet, and definitely also because I developed a dislike to play-by-play blogging, which I certainly do not like to read for my part. But now, sitting in Oaxaca in the Hostel Pochon (which has free wireless, imagine that), I feel like at least jotting down some of the highlights. My favourite non-Debian related happening must have been the descent to Mexico City airport. I am willing to bet that our pilots either had too much to drink or way too much fun, because we literally zig-zagged across this amazing city. It's about 2200 metres above sea level and our inflight information system noted our altitude at 3500m for at least 20 minutes, so glued to the window, I felt in a miniature world, hovering above a city that extends to all sides however far the eyes could see (I conclude that in all miniature worlds I've seen so far, such as the Eisenbahnmuseum Hamburg and Swiss Miniature, trains and cars are generally moving too fast). The population of "la Ciudad de Mexico" (which the locals just call "Mexico") is estimated to be somewhere between 20 and 24 million, which makes it the largest city in the world, and it was not hard to believe that during the descent (and afterwards). I arrived at Oaxtepec, a government-run vacational complex, some three or four hours after touchdown and didn't last very long until the jetlag took me to bed. That was Saturday night. With Sunday morning, the official Debconf conference had started and was to last for seven days. In general, that meant talks and BoF sessions throughout the day, loads of hacking and socialising in between, food, and drinks with more socialising in the evening (and throughout the night in some cases). I really enjoyed seeing many of the folks I had met at last year's conference in Helsinki, while some others' absence was equally prevalent. I spent most of the week hanging out with Biella Coleman, Micah Anderson, Sean Finney, Clint Adams, and a bunch of others, I also managed to make the real-life acquaintance of some people I had known online for a long time. In retrospect though, I should have spent less time with the regular clique (with whom I was to go to the post-Debconf trip anyway) and spent more time getting to know more of the attendants. The vacational complex was interesting, and unlike many others, I didn't get annoyed by the long distances between presentation room, my accomodation, the hacklab, and the place where we were served edible lunches and dinners. Rather, I enjoyed walking with others, engaged in discussions on some of the more prevalent topics filling my life with Debian (such as version control, low-level Debian tools, security issues, and social challenges). The only nuisance was the long walk to the nearby town and its market, from where I would get most of my food and drink throughout the week -- but even that walk I rarely had to manage alone. The massive pool (with a ten metre diving board) that lay in the middle of it all didn't really attract me that much, but then again I've never been much of a pool person. In the interest of various people worrying about my safety in Mexico, as well as some of my clients, I purchased a Mexican prepaid SIM card for my cellphone and linked up with the world (after two attempts and an accumulated 2.5 hour wait). The fun was only short though, when I found out that in Mexico, phone charges are ridiculously expensive, and receiving calls on a mobile phone costs exactly the same as making them. At USD 1/Minute to and from Europe, I ended up limiting my air time to a minimum. I spent most of the first couple days getting mdadm back into shape, bug triaging and uploading a new upstream to experimental, except for Monday, which I spent together with Joey Hess, Micah, and Biella trying to recover files from her wrecked filesystem, which we managed in the end using a simple fsck to at least recover her presentation. I'd be sitting on the terrace in front of the "hacklab" where people kept passing by, so my work certainly wasn't focused and without interruptions, but in the end I was still satisfied with the end result. And in the evenings, it was usually the same terrace, sampling the local beer, enjoying cheese from all over the world at the cheese party on Tuesday night, trying liquors from other parts of the globe, and talking and joking and meeting great people (I truly love the Debian crowd). Out of the large assortment of talks available, I attended several but found that front-up presentations aren't my thing and I would have to let the topic simmer a bit (along with some research) before delivering my questions to the speakers outside of the talk (where I finally got some interesting answers to long-standing questions). Thanks to the awesome work by our video team, which recorded every single presentation to tape, streaming it live and also intending to publish it on a post-conference DVD, I found myself often listening in on talks I wouldn't have gone to, while hacking away on said porch. Noticing, however, that many talk slots were left unfilled at the start of the conference (they did quickly fill with impromptu presentations and BoF sessions once the inertia of the event picked up), I was a little annoyed that my proposal was turned down in the first phase of selection. Wednesday was the day of the day trip. Against my recommendations of an early departure, we left the site at 11:30 with six busses (remarkably on time), heading for Xochicalco for a rather boring tour of the museum, and a vastly more interesting, two hour stroll (in the midday sun) around the actual archeological site, which was quite impressive despite mostly being artificially built or rebuilt by the government. We went on for an excellent buffet-style lunch (which was amazingly well organised), and then headed on for Cuernevaca, a small, romantic town where we had only an hour to spend before heading back home (who recommended starting the day earlier?). When we finally made it back to the conference, most of us were just tired and the evening wasn't as wild as some of the other ones during the week. Come Thursday, my mission was to attack the thinkpad packages, which make Debian on IBM laptops a lot more of a pleasure to use. Unfortunately, I didn't get anywhere (yet) with that work, simply because most of my time was spent battling the weird hacks that make up module-assistant, which actually makes it a lot harder for developers to provide kernel module packages (while really improving the end-user's experience). But of course, there was a positive twist to this issue, as I would now leave my screen in frustration much more frequently and socialise with the others. For the evening, the organisers had prepared the "formal dinner" (which isn't so formal at all). A bunch of busses took us to a nearby shed, where we found all tables arranged in a massive swirl, and when we were all seated, a Mariachi band entered, at the same time as the rain outside picked up -- I thought one of the Mariachis was playing the snare drum but as the rain grew stronger, I concluded it must instead be the drops on the metal roof causing the noise. Generally in love with rain, I made my way to the door while others lined up to fetch dinner and stood in awe for a bunch of minutes at the sight of the marble-sized drops descending from the sky. ... when suddenly I saw one of Debian's troublemakers, Jonathan/Ted Walther, running at me, chased by three developers and found myself amidst their altercation before I could do anything. People screaming, one reaching over my shoulder to push Ted, it was all too much. I told everyone to calm down, to which Jonathan/Ted reacted, vigorously shaking and foaming, with a "get out of my fucking way, you fucking Nazi" and I knew that stuff had gone wrong. I withdrew, and in an attempt to find out what had happened managed to piss off one of the three involved developers, who'd then later refuse to hear me out for an explanation. All that really left me in a depressed state mainly because I simply hadn't expected Debian developers getting physical at each other, and this time it was Erinn Clark who consoled me and turned the night around for the better. I still had no appetite and took the first bus home, sent an apologetic email to the offended developer (who never acknowledged receipt but seemed to have forgotten the incident the next day), and enjoyed beers while the others kept returning to the hacklab. Apparently, people were quite aware of my (passive) involvement during the incident, so I was bombarded with plenty questions, most of which I refused to answer for lack of knowledge of the actual facts. Still, when I saw one girl in another altercation with Jonathan/Ted later that night in response to severe offences he published on his blog, which led her to come close to tears, I decided it was time to pull him off the planet. He re-added himself shortly afterwards by "fixing a typo" (according to the CVS changelog), but by that time, I couldn't care less no more and simply resumed the discussions, which eventually turned into topics of life, intelligence, and the bottom-up vs. top-down debate. I am a strong supporter of bottom-up (as many of you know), and I somehow regret the way I approached the discussion, because in retrospect I see myself as somewhat arrogant during it; fortunately, noone seemed to hold it against me the next day. Throughout the entire week, I built up a reputation of the guy that needs no sleep: staying up until the early morning hours, yet rarely missing any of the first talks at 10 in the morning, and even joining with people for breakfast at the market before. Friday morning, however, I just couldn't get up. We talked until six in the morning, and when my eyelids finally moved after I dropped into bed, it was already noon and I dragged myself to the next talk. after which I simply returned to the hacklab and developed more of my dislike towards module-assistant, before the call for the official Debconf6 group picture rescued me (and those around me). The keysigning party followed and I made the mistake to offer to coordinate it (picking up where Anibal's great preparation left off), without really running the process through my head before. Standing up on the diving tower and screaming to the crowd of 140 participants, it was in part due to Moray Allen's comments that the party went more or less without any complications; I did get to conduct another experiment though. During the keysigning, Mark Shuttleworth invited a bunch of us to join him for dinner to discuss the Debian-Ubuntu situation (no bribes involved; we paid for ourselves). I'll have more on this in a separate post when it's ready. The discussion continued after we arrived back at the hacklab, and once again, I didn't go to bed at a civilised hour... ... but I did get up in time for Biella's talk, during which she employed very effective techniques to get me to actually pay attention (which I would have done anyway): she required my laptop for the presentation. Again, the talk didn't do much to me (which is not Biella's fault), but I am certainly interested in reading the relevant parts of her dissertation. At the same time, however, it made me realise how far from reality the academic world is: big words and complicated concepts just don't count when it comes to getting your hands dirty, and I will try my best not to go down that route when my own dissertation gets more serious. Two other memorable events happened on Saturday: the fun group photos (I was determined to get the participants to line up in a swirl in the pool, and partly succeeded), and the last-night-party on the porch of the hacklab, which was mighty fun, in part because we had speakers blasting tunes for the first time that week (thanks to the dance BoF the night before), and Ryan Murray was playing some of the truly excellent mixes of a close friend of his, which are available from mux.ca. I didn't sleep that night. And then Sunday had arrived, the sad last day of a great conference. I would like to thank all the organisers and helpers for making this event possible! I know some of you had some reservations before and during the event, but in the end it's the result that counts, and I was only one of many who were absolutely satisfied by the week. A great big THANK YOU to you! Following the last bits of socialising and copying Biella's harddrive image to Micah's drive for later rescue of some of her precious videos, we were off to Mexico city for the vacational part of the trip. Some of us went by bus, Vagrant and myself hopped onto the bus to assist one of our developers with his wheelchair at the airport. When the group reconvened in front of our hotel for the night in the centre of Mexico city, the vacation had started (blog post forthcoming sometime...)

Martin F. Krafft: A non-official ID at the keysigning

Sometime during the Debconf6 keysigning party, I swapped my official German ID card (which some didn't accept and wanted to see a passport instead...) with my ID card issued by the Transnational Republic, as part of an ongoing experiment I conduct at various keysigning parties. I got the ID at Debian's 10th anniversary party in Zurich (which I attended on crutches, despite it being held on the rooftop of a club), and the process required the exchange of some currency as well as presentation of my passport to TR officials. The card itself looks very similar to the German ID card; it does correctly list my personal data and has my photo on it. However, it cannot really be considered an official identity card, because it was issued by an independent political group. Then again, read further down for what "official" can mean in some parts of the world. At the keysigning, I marked down those (few) who actually took note of the ID and refused to accept it: only one in ten did. What does this mean? I do not think it means that nine out of ten signing my key do not take keysigning seriously (or don't have a clue about it); you cannot expect people to know the look of the different passports of the various nations represented at the party. It also does not mean that the web of trust is flawed. To me, the most significant outcome of my little experiment is (and has always been) that a single signature won't do; a single trust path is not enough to verify a person's identity (as in: they are who they claim to be), but every additional trust path serves to strengthen the verification. The Debian project largely depends on the web of trust. Thus, I wonder whether our requirement of a GPG key signed by a single existing developer is enough for the general case. I am not quite ready to raise this issue yet within the project, but at least many more people now know about it (if they didn't previously). Those of you who have signed my key may feel cheated at this point. Similarly, those of you who have not yet signed my key may feel disinclined. If you are interested whether you were among those who accepted the inofficial ID, I'd be glad to let you know if you ask. If you do not feel comfortable signing my key, just don't sign it. And if you did already sign my key, you can revoke the signature. However, do consider what some folks told me in discussions following the experiment: there are nations out there who will readily issue IDs with unrecognisable photos, IDs with misspelt names, without expiration date, and multiple IDs at a time. In the case I illustrated above, I simply introduced a third, untrusted-by-Debian party into the web of trust: the Transnational Republic. In a way, this is what's happening whenever we sign keys by nationals of governments we do not trust, and I'd hope that would be most governments of this globe for most everyone. Then again, as Micah and Biella vigorously assert, it's only really about you and the signer: you are who you claim to be, and I either believe it or not. The government only takes a tangential role. So what to do? If you care for my opinion (which you do, you're still reading), then we should just keep on doing what we're doing and collect more keys (with that I mean everyone). At the same time, I do not think threads like this are necessary; the criticism/concern is valid, but it's too academic for the real-world problem that keysigning is trying to solve.

23 May 2006

Biella Coleman: Mexican Bribes

Another Debconf has come and passed. This was my 3rd conference and surely to be one of the more memorable, partly because I showed up for the whole time (and am now traveling with 4 other DD’s in Mexico) and partly because of a few problems that plagued my visit. There is no doubt that I had a wonderful time but some of my attention was drawn away from enjoyment toward crisis management. For the first few days, it was due to computer problems (now sort of fixed) and then the last few days I had “Biella Hardware” problems in the form of one of the worst combo sore throats/ body aches that I have had in recent memory (now sort of fixed but not entirely). Now that I am in Oxaca, I hope to spend a little time blogging about this year’s Debconf but before I wanted to pass along what I think has been one of the more amusing experiences thus far in Mexico. So yesterday a group of us (Jeroeun, Martin K, Micah, Vagrant) rented a car to head off to the Southern city of Oxaca. I have actually never rented a car in a foreign country, and I was a little concerned about everything from price to roads to cops. Amid my nervousness, the employee at Thrify was sort of reassuing and quite nice but he gave us some unfortunate news: he warned us that as we reached this one particular circular intersection in Mexico City we would be stopped by a cop (because we are tourists) and basically bribed. This was not surprising news to be but I was surprised at how upset this made me. (maybe because I have never had such an experience and thought I would mangle it when the time came to pass off the money or offset the bribe or whatever). Anyway, after we packed 5 bodies and copious luggage into our compact Nissan, we headed off somewhat prepared to face off the cop and decided it was best I drive as I was the Spanish speaker. We made our way through the congested streets and headed toward the intersection and as we got closer, I thought to myself how are they going to spot us within all this traffic? But you see, the thing about this intersection is as soon as you make the turn left, you hit a light and need to stop for a long time. And you see, this gives the cop ample time to switch on the tourist radar and spot the noticeable white bodies. Sure enough, within 30 seconds of stopping at the intersection, a Mexican cop walks over and there is where the fun began. So he basically told me that I did not use my signal lights for turning when I made a left and that this infraction would cost me US $120. At this point I started to get a little freaked (I already dropped too much money on a rental car) but I remained calm and told him basically in Spanish With all respect, officer, I think I used my light because I am in a foreign country and am very aware that I must follow all traffic rules. After a little back and forth, I moved on to the bribe stage. While we were told that 100 pesos (10 US) was the typical bribe, we, being cheapskates, just offered 5 US. And then, magically, at that point, the officer said, ok just go ahead and be careful not to repeat the offense next time. I was shocked. I mean there was some money being offered right there and I was sure he was going to ask for a little more. But he backed off. Why? I think it was a combination of factors. Ok so perhaps he was surprised that I knew what was going on. Perhaps he was uncomfortable that I knew Spanish. But I think he the tipping point was due to cultural factors. I think he found it odd that there was this little woman driving a car with 4 grown and pretty large men. Given the gender dynamics in the country, this was just beyond his cultural comfort zone and he realized that I was badassss, and he just backed off. Ok, so I don’t really know if that is what happened but I like the explanation and am glad I got off the hook :-)

18 May 2006

Barry Hawkins: Wednesday in Oaxtepec

I was too sick to go on the day trip for DebConf, but staying at the conference location had its benefits. After visiting the doctor and getting a prescription, I headed in to town to get the medicine. I ended up discovering the building known as Ex-Convento, a former Catholic convent next to our conference center. It has a quaint little museum and the local public library. I recommend taking a visit if you’re here for DebConf6; it can be a welcome break for the proceedings. A walkthrough of my visit can be found in my flickr set titled Wednesday in Oaxtepec. I ran into Micah, Matt, and the rest of the HP posse on their way to the market. We had a most enjoyable lunch together, plus a little bit of discussion about the thread on debian-devel in response to the announcement message yesterday.

15 May 2006

Martin F. Krafft: e2fs fun

When Biella came to me today with a Grub error 2 (disk not found), I really thought that the problem would be solved within a little bit, even though we couldn't boot from USB (the verbose "Boot error") and had no CD drive available. Joey Hess fortunately had a netboot setup, so we ended up with a shell before too long. ... but that was only the beginning of the fun. To make a long story short, we're now sitting and watching e2fsck reporting "page after page after page" of error messages (quote Micah), consisting mainly of error messages listing thousands (literally) of block numbers claimed by multiple inodes on a single line. We have not figured out what actually happened, but it's somewhere between a motherboard problem and filesystem corruption accumulating over several weeks (Biella said the machine has been acting flakey lately). We'll consider sending the image to Theodore for analysis. Reading this and seeing her root partition go from working to something probably no longer resembling a filesystem really settle the issue for me. Never ever will I touch ext2 or ext3 again; XFS forever!

4 April 2006

David Nusinow: Monolith == Zombie

So you may be wondering why there's no modular Xorg in unstable. The reason is that there was a security update with -5 that went out. That update failed to build on mips(el). As a result, it didn't go in to testing. I asked the secure testing people to handle it, and Micah Anderson bravely stepped up to the task, and got it moving. Just before he was about to finish though, I was informed that without a new upload of xorg building on all arches, any packages on amd64 that needed X wouldn't enter testing. This is because amd64's new testing archive didn't have any X packages, so it needed mine to allow them to transition. So, my allowing the mips(el) stuff to continue to fail to build required a new fixed upload, which will be going in early tomorrow.

Just as a note, I now hate the monolith and was basically guilted in to doing it so I wouldn't be the one holding up amd64, which is even more important to Debian right now than modular X. Once that transition is done, I'll go ahead with modular Xorg. I'm pretty frustrated that it's not done yet, but at least the delay was for a good reason. Be ready though, because modular is coming and it may well break plenty of things that I can't forsee.

19 March 2006

Clint Adams: This report is flawed, but it sure is fun

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26 January 2006

Amaya Rodrigo: My male twin

It is kind of cute when you wake up, check your IRC backlog, and spurt out coffee all over your keyboard.
[micah] wow, who said branden looks like amaya?
[liw] micah, stockholm?
[micah] he's right
[micah] I thought that when i saw him in boston, with no moustache
[micah] but I didn't want him to hurt me
[dilinger] amaya should get a mustache, so we can tell them apart
/me LOLs

P.S: I have never liked Branden's moustache, so I am not very happy about getting one myself.

20 December 2005

Anthony Towns: dak dsa

So the final implementation detail in the embargoing scheme is providing a tool to move stuff from the embargoed and unembargoed queues into the archive. The existing tool the security team use is called “amber” (after the inimitable Amber Benson). amber’s pretty simple: it takes a DSA number, and the .changes files you’re looking at; then asks for confirmation, accepts the packages into the archive, regenerates Packages and Release files, fills out a template advisory with details from the deb and mails that off, and uploads the files to ftp-master for inclusion in the next stable release. There are a few problems with that. One is it doesn’t allow for rejections. Another is it doesn’t provide the security team with the opportunity to edit advisories while the packages are being prepared. Another issue is that the entire program has to run under sudo with full archive priveleges. Enter “dak dsa” aka “newamber”. The new tool aims to do more or less the same thing, but with a little more style. First, it provides a small interactive interface, so that processing an advisory now looks like:

$ newamber DTSA-25-1 smb4k_*.changes
Create new advisory DTSA-25-1? y
Advisory: DTSA-25-1
Changes:
 smb4k_0.6.4-0.0etch1_alpha.changes
 smb4k_0.6.4-0.0etch1_hppa.changes
 smb4k_0.6.4-0.0etch1_i386.changes
 smb4k_0.6.4-0.0etch1_m68k.changes
 smb4k_0.6.4-0.0etch1_mips.changes
 smb4k_0.6.4-0.0etch1_mipsel.changes
 smb4k_0.6.4-0.0etch1_s390.changes
 smb4k_0.6.4-0.0etch1_sparc.changes
Packages:
 smb4k 0.6.4-0.0etch1 (alpha, hppa, i386, m68k, mips, mipsel, s390, source, sparc)
Approve, [E]dit advisory, Show advisory, Reject, Quit? 
Choosing edit will grab a copy of the template and run vi – the template will only be filled out when you approve the upload though, since the values might change before then. Accept will do more or less what old amber did; though instead of mailing the filled in advisory draft it’ll just leave it in the filesystem instead. Of course, running vi (well, $EDITOR) generally means you can get a shell too, so running the command with full archive priveleges is a bit much – at least if you’re trying to have any sort of granularity to your security regime, which was, after all, the whole point of this exercise. So instead of running the entire command as the katie user, “dak dsa” instead has to escalate its own priveleges, in this case using sudo and specific options, such as sudo dak dsa -A -- foo.changes to approve foo.changes. Fortunately sudo and the apt argument parser are cooperative enough to allow “dak dsa” users to invoke “dak dsa -A – *” as katie, and thus have only the very limited access we’re trying for. Obviously the above is taken from the testing-security team – it’s the same source and i386 packages, recompiled on other architectures by the security.debian.org testing autobuilders. It’s shown up a few flaws in the autobuilding for etch: (a) the amd64 autobuilder isn’t active; (b) the arm buildd can’t seem to find its chroot in between running apt-get install and apt-get remove; (c) the s390 buildd only works if the source is on ftp-master; (d) of the five m68k buildds that will take packages for security.debian.org updates to testing, only two will succeed (a400t and poseidon). There’s also the notable problem that the chroots for the functional buildds have gotten out of date and that builds break somewhat obscurely as a consequenece. One of the test updates is also failing on hppa due to space restrictions. And of course, the above list is after a chunk of other problems have already been fixed. It’s worth noting that even if the above isn’t fixed for testing now; we’ll still need etch chroots for security.debian.org when we release, so those problems have to be dealt with at some point. And that the brokenness is the result of six months’ divergence from sarge; after a year and a half when etch releases – or the three years between woody and sarge’s release – it’s probably fair to expect worse breakage. Anyway, that’s just about it from me on this topic. Micah Anderson from the testing-security group is currently checking out the unembargoed facility, and has redone a couple of DTSAs on security.d.o. So presumably those guys will start working out whether security.d.o is something they want to make use of, and if so, working out what changes/tweaks are necessary for that. Though, unsurprisingly, I also still have to do some committing to CVS…

17 November 2005

Benjamin Mako Hill: Unrehersed Redundancy

Kiko, Micah, and I ate at Legal Seafood's yesterday and had this little message on the bottom of our bill:
PLANNING A REHERSAL DINNER? MAKE YOUR ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE UNIQUE. JOIN US.
Where I come from, rehearsals are things are things that, by definition, happen more than once. When they do happen, it's usually with an a between the e and r. Of course, I have to respect Legal for so succinctly combining a redundancy and a contradiction on the same topic.

Jordi Mallach: Charles de Gaulle, worse than the NYC Stock Exchange

Yesterday we did meet zufus and gravity for lunch, then mika joined us for bubbles tea. There also was a somewhat unexpected couple joining the group at that point: kiko and his sister. gravity and zufus had to go back to work though, so it was mika, micah, kiko, zuzi and I who went for some Freedom Trail discovery. The weather wasn't that good, and I didn't have too much time either, but we did manage to see a few things around the centre, like the memorial grave yard and a park with tons of fearless squirrels. We headed back to the Acetarium, I quickly took a shower and packed, and we left to the metro, a bit behind on my planned schedule. mika left me two stops before the one I needed to get down in, and instructions to get to the airport from there, using the shuttle. It's not amusing how slow something can appear to be when you're in a hurry. The driver of the bus said it took 5 minutes, but I had to go to the very last stop at terminal E, and it was like an eternity. In the end, I arrived at the terminal at 18:40, when my idea was 18:00, and I ran and ran until I found Air France's desk. There was no queue or anything, only me. During the flight, I tried killing time with War of the Worlds, which was a timekiller but nothing more, and The Island, which I wouldn't recommend unless you care too much about hot female characters. After 6 hours of flight, I was in Paris, apparently on time. But the doors opened much later that when we landed, so my connection started to be endangered. Again, I ran and ran, from one terminal to the other, around the chaos that is CDG. In vain, as my checkin was closed after arriving only 20 minutes before the departure. Much annoyed, I went to the transfer desk, to discover the next flight to Val ncia was cancelled, so the next one was the next morning. The quick alternative via Madrid was full, so I now have tickets for CDG-BCN-VLC, which is extending my travel plan in 7 very nice hours. I have no idea of where my luggage is, but at this point I don't care. I only wonder at what time I'll get sleep. What I do know, is that these fucking idiots claim there is free wireless in this spot of Terminal 2F, but it's not true at all.

15 November 2005

Jordi Mallach: Not that Cambridge

As predicted, the morning was not productive at all. At one point I slightly became concious and saw sladen fetching his bike, opening the door and saying me "Back in two hours!". We didn't know anything about him until 24 hours later. As we started waking up, we tried to think of a plan for the day. The morning was gone, though. Clint took us to a restaurant two blocks away for breakfast, or actually brunch, because that was the only food in many hours. I ate some "pancakes" with banana in them, and barely could finish them; they are very filling. We went to the promenade for a last look at the Manhattan skyline and took some pictures while we tried to figure out what to do.


A last view over Manhattan Mako was developing a plan in secret, though, which involved micah and his car. Micah found out soon after. We went back to Clint's, expecting to find sladen somewhere, but we didn't. I packed my things, and when we really needed to go, we resolved to put his things in the entrance so he could find then and do whatever he wanted on his return. We went on the Metro to Union Square, where, hear this helix, I saw TONS of raperos doing their break-dance thing (ok, maybe not tons, but I did see them). And two blocks away, we arrived to the most incredible book store. Mako has blogged many times about buying very rare books at the Strand for ridiculous prices, but this was totally unexpected. The Strand is huge. On the outside, there's carts with hundreds of second-hand books, all for one dollar. Mako used to go there and browse the books to find interesting stuff. The Acetarium is full of them! Most of the dollar books are total crap though. A very high percent talk about god, religion, "our troops" and stuff like that. Mentally filtering what might be good and what is not is not easy when you haven't done it before. Mako started scanning the shelves as soon as we arrived, and every now and them he'd pick some totally stupid title. I was on my own shelf, missing many good stuff, while mika, Clint and mako did their own. Clint found quite a few titles, but mako didn't find anything good. I got lucky though, and found the precious book of the day: The Spanish Anarchists. The heroic years 1868-1936, by Murray Bookchin. Although old, it was in very good condition, and mako immediately asked if I was taking it. :) I won! The inside of the Strand was incredible too. Three very big floors packed with books, plus the half-priced "reviewer's copies" at the basement. I was totally overwhelmed by the amount of books I'd be interested in buying, and the limited weigh I should be carrying back, so I did my best not to look too carefully. For a few hours, I didn't have a too clear idea of what mako's plans were. At some point, micah phoned him and we rushed to the PATH, the train that goes to New Jersey. Apparently we were meeting micah at Newark, but I still didn't know why we had to go there. During our ride, I could see how pleasant New Jersey is to the human eye. Miles and miles of heavy industries. I'm pretty sure it's the ugliest place I've ever seen. What I couldn't see, and I'm still disappointed, is any of the viciously arrogant rats of the New York metro system. Mako had told me about how they look at you, like saying "if you come down here, you'll be left with 9 fingers", and the incredible number of them on the tracks. Unfortunately I couldn't see any. I blame Michael Bloomberg. At Newark, micah appeared in his car, and we all hopped into it. We apparently were going by car to Boston... including Clint. I was puzzled, as he had to work on Monday, but he'd said that he'd simply "come back". There was a problem though, mako had dilinger's keys, and he was going back to NYC from Boston, and we didn't have time to get to Boston before he left, so we had to find a way of leaving the keys in NYC so he could get into his appartment. Finally, mako resolved that Clint would be left in a cold street, in a rough area of NYC, and he would handle the keys problem. I still didn't understand what was going on. We headed North, and I quickly fell asleep on mika's nap. I'm getting old. When the car stopped again and I suddenly woke up, I looked ahead and... HORROR! We were at the door of a McDonads. WTF WAS GOING ON? So it seems that when you're on the road, there's no much other choice than shit food. After a quick discussion with mako about how badly those burgers taste, I quickly went back to sleep, until we were in Boston. It took a while to find a parking spot, because all of them "permit only". It's impossible to park if you come from somewhere else. I was finally at the Acetarium, a very cool flat in Cambridge, 15 minutes away from the MIT. It was 3:30 in the morning. The day after, we woke up pretty late, and as I opened my laptop and found a privmsg from sladen, he was was knocking at the door. This man has an incredible ability to disappear and reappear when he's most unexpected. Apparently he managed to grab his stuff in NYC, fetch the bus and arrive at 2 in Boston, meeting dilinger at the station, and mako as he went out to MIT. micah and I went to explore Boston, but never managed. We consumed a few hours when trying to ship some equipment to micah's colo, and then trying to find food. When we were ready to go, micah got a very badly timed call, which made him go back to the Acetarium: a server at work was dying or dead. At one point, it was late enough that going to Boston wasn't worth it, so we went to visit the Media Lab instead. On our way there, micah and I kept chatting about this and that, and found out how small the internet is. We both know a bunch of common people from uncommon places like Per , from our involvement in social projects in the net like Indymedia and Sindominio.net. The MIT is incredible, specially the Stata Center by Frank Gehry. We wandered around as we only got voice mail from mako, until an hour later we found we was like 20 metres away from us. He gave us a tour through the Media lab, and it was incredible. I had never seen something like that. Every lab was colourful and fun, and very cool developments were going on everywhere. I also saw the coolest mame box ever, with an arcade case and everything.


The Stata Center, right next to the Media Lab After the tour, micah and I headed back, while sladen stayed to have a look at one of mako's projects. When we got back to the flat, there were a few people already there for mika's sushi party, and I rolled my first sushi rolls, which was fun. A bunch of Debian people joined us, including zufus and gravity, and had a great chat with them. The party ended way too late and after too many beers. sladen used his secret disappearing abilities, and a few colleagues from mako crashed, so there was a bit of overbooking. Mako's solution was simple. mika, him and I could share their bed. I can't say I have slept too much, because mako would keep pulling the blanket and leave me out in the cold, and I was trying not to squish mika. But it went ok, although we discovered too late that mika was hot while I was cold, and we swapped our places too late. Today, we'll go find the Freedom Trail and walk a bit around it, meet gravity and zufus for lunch, and I will sadly have to go back to Cambridge, quickly pack and head to the airport to catch my plane. My hours in North America are expiring.

14 November 2005

Jordi Mallach: The source of all evil

Yesterday was a very, very intense day, and I had lots of fun. Clint, sladen and I headed to Chinatown walking, with a few detours to be able to checkout Manhattan's skyline. The view from the other shore is awesome, even with the two towers missing. When I compare the current view with how it was four years ago, I understand how much the city has changed without them. They were so impressively big that I just can't picture them too well in my mind.


The skyline of South Manhattan We walked over the Brooklyn bridge, giving me other very cool views of Manhattan, while I hammered Clint with questions about this and that. I saw that since 9/11, you can't go past the Town Hall. "Security reasons", of course. I was very surprised to see police cars in every single street. It's like a Police State, and if you ask me, it didn't make me feel safer. After some walk, we finally got in Chinatown, which is the craziest place ever. People sell stuff on the sidewalks, and many streets are packed with people. We had to meet with mikah, biella, dilinger and his cat at some Chinese place for breakfast/lunch. The place, as Chinatown itself, was crazy. As soon as we sat down a few waitresses landed a few plates on the table, without asking or anything. A few minutes later I could see that the way they serve you is going around with carts with lost of food, and you either want it or not. We left dilinger at the metro station, and moved on to the SoHo. I wanted to go to the SoHo Apple Store to see if they knew about replacement Spanish keyboards for my Powerbook. My powerbook was bought in the US last year, so it has a US keyboard. This is mostly ok, but only mostly as it's missing a key. After SoHo, we went back to Chinatown to pick up bubbles. It was nice to see her after Debconf, and she made the effort to come just for a few hours even if she was ill and had lots to do in Philly. We headed to South Street Port, where I had a long chat about Cuba with micah while we sat on a bench looking at Brooklyn bridge. And then, we gathered all our braveness and headed to the heart of the beast, to the kernel of the system. We walked into the Financial District, and soon enough I was walking in Wall Street no less. If I breathed hard, I could smell the money. The road was paved in gold, and there were skyscrapers everywhere. I discovered the rulers of this world had opened a "public space" in JP Morgan's building. To their despair, probably, it had been taken over by the poor. I wonder what Bloomberg will do about it. As I walked up the street, a strange feeling in my heart grew and grew, until, behind a corner, I saw it. The source of all evil was ahead of me, guarded by George Washington himself.


The New York Stock exchange and it's black evil aura of Capitalism I was standing ahead of this building where so many people behave like bastards everyday, pushing millions to povery for a bit more profit margin. The doors were closed and surrounded by security officers, which despite being asked politely, didn't let us in for "security reasons". Next to it was the Church of Capitalism, at the end of the street. It's curious that such an old church still stands where it was build near the harbour probably a century ago, now surrounded by some of the most modern and tallest buildings in the planet. And then, we visited the bull, which I didn't know is the "friendly" symbol of how Capitalism works.


I had Capitalism by the balls We moved down to Battery Square, past the old US Customs building with the four statues representing the four continents. We saw the damaged sculpture which lived in the WTC, and sat down at the pier to watch a beautiful sunset over the Statue of Liberty.


The Statue of Liberty seen from South Manhattan At that point, biella and micah had to meet some friends at one cinema to see the Wal-Mart documentary. We went to a funky place to have some tea, decided to go see Times Square and then walk to Central Park. At the time, mako was arriving to NYC on the Chinatown bus, so we agreed to meet in a restaurant to have lunch. Paul Sladen finally managed to get lost, after many tries during the day, and wasn't seen until we got back home. Mako and Mika waited for us at the door of an... ethiopian restaurant in the SoHo, despite Mako knows I can't stand spicy food. But in the end it wasn't so bad, I just needed a few more glasses of water than average. And I finally got to know mika, after lots of time of chatting over IRC. Greg, SPI's lawyer, also appeared, and was a nice addition to the group. Mako knew where to take us after that. The Belgian bar was packed, but there was a private party in one of the spaces and we took over some of that space. After a few rounds, we were ready to leave the pub and go for Falafel and some tea. I was terribly falling asleep though, so instead of tea we took a cap back to Brooklyn, where we found Paul waiting at the door. After an hour of inflating a mattress, we were ready for sleep, at 4AM. It didn't look like the morning after would be very productive...

12 November 2005

Jordi Mallach: Good Morning New York!

After a not-so-easy ride with James Blackwell, and the last minute surprise of Paul Sladen joining us, we arrived in New York. The sky was dark already. Instead of arriving at 15:00 or so as expected, we arrived at something like 20:00. Behind, we had left great perils like an empty gas tank and finding no gas station, and noticing one tire could use some pumping; evil officials at the US border not liking the fact that it was the first time I entered the country, which involved fingerprints and a smily face at the customs offices after a long wait; a great meal (after a long wait to get served) at probably the best restaurant in the whole State of New York; the three of us becoming terribly sleepy half an hour after resuming the drive, and having to stop for a short nap and stopping for gas once again around 70 miles away from NYC. When we did arrive, we managed to get lost a few times around the city. We crossed four bridges on our way to Brooklyn, which accidentally let me admire the Manhattan skyline by night, and finally, got to Clint's place. When we were parking, I noticed the tire was mostly flat now. Surely not the best way to land in the city. We also found out Clint and the rest had left for dinner after a long wait, as neither they or us expected to arrive so late, and we were way too freaked out with the crazy traffic and finding our way to phone them. After a while, both problems were sorted out; Clint appeared and James was able to leave. James, thanks for all you did! I owe you a big one next time! We spent some time with Clint, dilinger, biella and micah, saw the great view of Manhattan from the roof of his appartment, and eventually went to bed. Apparently, they are taking me to a place called "Dim Sum" for breakfast. I wonder how dilinger's cat tastes.

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